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Default Dealing with Junk Calls n Mails, Posted September 7th, 2007, 11:48 PM #1 (permalink) |
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Tips for Handling Telemarketers by Andy RooneyThree Little Words That Work!

The three little words are:??'Hold On, Please...'Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt. Then when you eventually hear the phone company's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.
These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a 'real' sales person to call back and get someone at home. What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer!?

Junk Mail Help:
When you get 'ads' enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these 'ads' with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away. When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to second mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right?? It costs them more than the regular 41 cents postage 'IF' and 'WHEN' when they receive them back.? It costs them nothing if you throw them away!? The postage was? 39 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight.?? In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.
One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas. Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express.?Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!? f you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them. You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing!? It still costs them 41 cents. The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it ...Twice! Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase?postage costs again.? You get the idea!


If enough people follow these tips, it will work.? I have been doing this for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.
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Default Posted September 7th, 2007, 11:57 PM #2 (permalink) |
hmm, lol funny idea...kintu mone hoche oder shikka hobe...tai bole ora bondho kore dibe?? tahole oder pet cholbe kemne lol it's telemarketing they don't get tired of sending and reciving.

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সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে
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Default Posted September 8th, 2007, 12:08 AM #3 (permalink) |
ehheheeh can't wait to try this out
thnx man!
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hehehe coool ideas man joss.
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Wink Posted September 9th, 2007, 12:49 AM #5 (permalink) |
Arre one time there were soo many junk mails in the mail box that my mum threw all of them away, and lost some real letters with it. It gets really annoying. im sooo gonna try this. thanks. i had fun reading it too.

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Lolz Nice ideas



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im not frm America but i can still relate to most of dem n i so wanna try dem out.. hehehehe...
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lololol i usually just cut da line but imma try this da next tym a telemarketing ph call comes
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Default Posted September 11th, 2007, 08:29 PM #9 (permalink) |
i think a better trick to piss off telemarketers is to ask them who they wanna talk to n then put them on hold n keep doing it every 1 min until the bolod hangs up...or the seinfield trick - ask them their home phone # n if u can call them back
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