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Default Boyfriend before marriage, Posted May 19th, 2008, 12:06 AM #1 (permalink) |
Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent

He said, main is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon?
Wife replied: Kamine! Ginay to do

~~~~~~~~~

Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli "wah re mohabbat"
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila

~~~~~~~~~

Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand up!

Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai, Betho Betho

~~~~~~~~~

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Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.

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Nothing serious.

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Default Posted May 19th, 2008, 05:52 AM #2 (permalink) |
hahahhaa ..... KAMINE --- Ginte to Doo ....... eita josss koisos mina .... bechari .... thik moto mone O korte partise na .... lol

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Default Posted May 19th, 2008, 09:33 PM #3 (permalink) |
hahahaha .. man this is lame and serious funny... got to give it you mina .. lol.

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Default Posted May 20th, 2008, 05:07 AM #4 (permalink) |
hahahahahah...lol!! 2nd one is the best one!!!
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Default Posted May 22nd, 2008, 02:53 AM #5 (permalink) |
hi5 prova da second one is da best... lol.....
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EvEr SiNcE yOu WaLkEd In2 mY lIfE, dReAmS eNvY mY rEaLTy..
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