Dui Bondhu
Dui bondhu shob shomoy cheating kore matric, I.A etc. Paash kore esheche. Oder moddhe ekjon chilo buddhimaan ar arekta chilo habla. to buddhimaan ta always habla ta ke help korto porikkhai... Tarpor tara jokhon pora shesh kore job korte jacchilo tokhon:
Habla: "Accha tumi amake job nite help koro.
buddhimaan:"Ami tomake job ay kibhabe help kori? porikkhai to Question gula jantaam kintu job er question gulo to jani na".
Tarpor habla ta jobab dilo
Habla:"tumi amake just answer guloi bole diyo".
buddhimaan: "thik ache"...
Tarpor buddhimaan ta ke daka holo thakay proshno kora holo:
Q-1: Bharot er partition kone shaley hoye chey?
Ans-1: Sir, hobar kotha chilo 42 shale kintu hoyeche 47 shaalay.
Boss:"Beautiful"
tarpor ditiyo proshno kora holo
Q-2: 47 shaler ekjon shaheed er naam bolo.
Ans-2: Sir, kake chere kake bolbo? kono ekjon ke bolle onno der opomaan hobe.
Boss:"Wonderful"
tarpor thakay 3rd proshno kora holo
Q-3: Accha Cancer er karon ta ki?
Ans-3: Sir, ekhon to bola jacche na otar gobeshona cholche.
Boss:"excellent"
Ebar daka holo habla ta ke. Shei tar buddhimaan friend ke jigesh korlo:
Habla: "accha ki proshno chilo?"
buddhimaan: "tumi to shudhu answer cheyechilay tai answer ee bolbo"
Habla: "hu, thik ache answer guloi bolo"
buddhimaan: "no-1 answer hocche 42,47. no-2 ta hocche kake chere kake bolbo. aar no-3 hocchey gobeshona cholche"
Tarpor habla ta kaptay kaptay gelo. Thakay jigish kora holo:
Q-1: "Apni kon shaalay jonmo hoyechen?"
Ans-1: "42 te hobar kotha chilo kintu 47 ay hoyechi."
Boss: "ki?"
Tarpor thakay 2nd Question jigish korlo:
Q-2: "Apnar baap er naam ki?"
Ans-2: "Kake chere kake bolbo?"
Boss: (in anger) "apni ki pagol naki?"
Ans: "Gobeshona cholche"......
okay, this one is for razku :P as he wanted a bangla joke from me... razku... joke ta abar kheye felo nah ok?? BE A GOOD BOY!
P.S anyone is free to post tons of bangla jokes in this thread... u can say all the bangla jokes in the world.... cuz bangla jokes are lacking in bangla forum
I WILL POST MORE JOKES
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lol nah tor ta khabo ken  tui amar bou na :P torei khabo :P core er bail nai[kiddin] yah post kor amar mathay achey onekgula ami r o joger kortesi then bishal 1ta post korbo lolz and ja achey ditey thak 1tar por 1ta this 1 also nice -=| Naam Harano Kono Pother Thikanaay |=- | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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SweEeT GYaL (April 20th, 2006) | ||
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| eto mojar mojar joke paw koi???..khubi moja( na kheai bolchhi mojar..onno jara kheachhe tader kachhe sunlam oti sushadu hoyechhe naki..)..achha sudhu ekjoneri to joke ta khawa nisedh ..onnora to khete parbe naki???ami obosso khabo na karo ..joke kenno poka makor ami khaina.... r jehetu joke rokto khae amar dharona joke khwa haram...so keu joke khea paper odhikari na howai bhalo..ki bolo??? | |||||||||||||||||||
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| LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... MISTI MAIYA ... S:.. BAZOKA CHARSE.. EHEHEHE  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| thanks sweet`gyal for ur thread! really funny .... ekta birbol or gopal var section khola uchit!  oNe pArT kId 10 pArTS hErO! | |||||||||||||||||
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dushopno, ei joke khele tomar life ay onek problem ashbe.. ekbar habla hoye jaabe arekbar buddhimaan hobe... so ei jokes na khawai bhalo...tikhi bolecho Ovi, tumi na bolechile ami india ar pakistan er border... permission chara cross kori limit.... hu so oi jagar theke mone hoy chere chi.. i think u experienced it.... :P propen, u r welcome... and thats not a bad idea.. but aren't those jokes hard to get online?? unless u buy books and type it here  i m not sureP.S. LET ME KNOW IF U DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ BANGLA SO I CAN TRANSLATE THOSE IN ENGLISH | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| hahahaha .... haste haste goragori ... ei pic gula kotha theke newa? oNe pArT kId 10 pArTS hErO! | |||||||||||||||||
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 jokes gula onek mojar sweet gal apu. ar thanxxx onekk bangla jokes er jonne. shobai khali english jokes post kore thanx again Darkness | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| lol swetty gr8 jokes ...keep posting (Y) §wëèt Îññô¢êñt Åñgêl  | |||||||||||||||||||
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