New Rules Dieting..

**tamchow** · June 27th, 2007, 09:22 PM

New rules for dieting

1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out.

3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.

4. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any chocolate used for energy, Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten whole), and Haagen-Dazs ice cream.

5. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel. This includes (but is not limited to) Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.

6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage.

7. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.

8. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.

9. Food eaten at Christmas parties has 0 calories, courtesy of Santa.

10. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.

>>>I THINK I WILL START DIETING NOW<<<

**Prova** · June 28th, 2007, 01:31 AM

Oh Hell Ya, i'll start dieting too..

...hehe thanks..!

**tanna** · June 28th, 2007, 02:17 AM

lol way funny :P

**BoIRaGi** · June 28th, 2007, 02:20 AM

i m dieting toooooooo

LuiTsean · July 9th, 2007, 08:22 AM

Fighting by dieting
Is what i m now hating
And am not liking
The way ur thinking
But sure am finding
That u are starting
To keep on dieting
For somebody who is waiting for u .......ki shesh mesh ki tumi rickshwalar jonno dieting shuru korla..

**tamchow** · July 9th, 2007, 10:11 PM

LUITSEAN - oi ami ki moti je dieting korbo.. eita tumar jonno raksi jate tumi start koro r jate beshi din wait na korte hoi tumar shopner ranir jonno

noble · July 10th, 2007, 01:50 PM

Tammi Sis ami ashole bhabsilam shotti shotti kono diet rules post korso mone hoi, poira pura bolod hoia gesi,

**Rio** · July 13th, 2007, 08:33 PM

khane me jo maja hai o diet karne me kaha . nice one

**tamchow** · July 13th, 2007, 08:46 PM

noble bhaiya ki holo apnar... dietinger notun iissshhhhtttyyyllleeee moja pan nai.. eita dekhe to ami khub khusi..

yes rio - khana ek khazana hei jiskiliye hum kuch bhi kar sakte hei... hehehe

**afsana911** · July 19th, 2007, 01:12 AM

haha.. ei rulez follow korte gele weight barte barte weighing machineY noshto hobe..

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