Rules of Crashing Wedding!!!!!

I guess many of you watched Wedding Crashers ( if you havent watch it, its a must watch type movie).
So if you guys are motivated to crash wedding from that movie or how ever here are 50 rules for you.

Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.
Rule #2: Never use your real name.
Rule #3: Never confess
Rule #4: No one goes home alone.
Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow crasher.
Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
Rule #7: Blend in by standing out.
Rule #8: Be the life of the party.
Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies.
Rule #11: Sensitive is good.
Rule #12: Of course you dream of one day having children.
Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them.
Rule #14: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth.
Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree.
Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
Rule #18: You love animals and children.
Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.
Rule #20: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.
Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18.
Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.
Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.
Rule #24: If you get outed, leave calmly. Do not run.
Rule #25: You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.
Rule #26: Of course you love her.
Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar.
Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again
Rule #30: You are from out of town. ALWAYS
Rule#31: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
Rule #32: Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
Rule #33: Never go back to your place.
Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise.
Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers.
Rule #36: 3-4 months to wedding crash-funerals are year round.
Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
Rule #38: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder.
Rule #39: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
Rule #40: No "chicken' dancing"- no exceptions.
Rule #41: Never hit on the bride -- it's a one way ticket to the pavement
Rule #42: The way to a women's bed is through the dance floor.
Rule #43: Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."
Rule #44: It there is a cash ba, bring your fake war medals. You 'll never have to buy a drink.
Rule #45: You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
Rule #46: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
Rule #47: If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.
Rule #48: Always remember your fake name! Rehearse it in advance and make sure you know your fellow Crasher's code-name as well!
Rule #49: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
Rule #50: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island....

Hope i have not offended any felames here!!!!!

purple_HAZE bro fata fati rules i like most 1 3 47 50. i did not watch that movie yet but now i really want to watch that movie.nice post

frm now on imma be suspicous of every male i see at a wedding..especially the "sweet" ones

hehe ... we are smart we know how to work our way through !!!

LOL..... HEHEHEH....

Nice buira!

hahahah jothilss