R guys really this much Stupid????

cYcLOne · December 23rd, 2006, 01:46 PM

A dinner conversation that went wrong....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "Shit."

Come on guys tell us... r u dis much stupid whn ur wid ur gf/bf?????? (girls this is really a good thing /trick u shud knw )

BLooD · December 23rd, 2006, 01:51 PM

This girl is so much Doubt full with her husband that , she just keep askin and askin ;\ ..
ediot ;\ ..
Though mans are not dat stupid ! you know girls cYclone ;\ .. when they talk they make HIPNOTISE the mens and talk with them ..
thats why men usually slip there toungue :P ..

cYcLOne · December 23rd, 2006, 01:53 PM

loll nightwolf guys r to atota boka na je meyera hypnotise korbe r chelera hypnotized hotei thakbe.. ajob to lolll

BLooD · December 23rd, 2006, 02:27 PM

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

ekhane obviously Bou hoito koikdin por moira jabe ! datz why se tar bou re shantona diye boltese je OBVIOUSLY NOT ! Karon , beti more jabe to beta ekla theke lav ki ? or to age thekei kisu ekta choice kora dorkar ! oita lefty hok or righty :P !

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again.

accha ;D ! ses mes HRIDOY ER KOTHA ber holo :P

**BoIRaGi** · December 23rd, 2006, 03:54 PM

da guy is not STUPID totally..........coz da galz is trying to make HiM confused ... dats it ........ coz She wanna rule on HiM even afte Her death ..... Hillarious

cYcLOne · December 23rd, 2006, 04:34 PM

got these jokes frm a frnd i hope u guys will now understand wht girls can really be !!!

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring& and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
8. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere,son, EVERYWHERE!
9. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
10. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
11. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
12. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
13. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face
each other, but still they stay together.
14. Before marriage, a man 'yearns' for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
15. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
16. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

lawman4all · December 23rd, 2006, 04:44 PM

chelera ato boka na ja ai kaj korba..aita shudhu jokes-a shomvob

**BoIRaGi** · December 23rd, 2006, 05:02 PM

ey line ta amar kache sob cheye appropriate legeche ............

4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring& and suffering.

BLooD · December 23rd, 2006, 05:30 PM

Ta thik, oita shudhu jokes ei shombhob ;D !!!

But amader cYcLone to :P .. unar matha khali cYcLone er moton i ghure :P

cYcLOne · December 23rd, 2006, 06:26 PM

nightwolf cyclone er moton ghure bolei to meyeder alert korte chole eshechi...nijer matha ghurai ghurai eshob secrets ber korsi