Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and
lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict
attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100
grand!
Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the
second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In
the third year, they both speak and the neighbours
listen.
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the
wife is.
Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say. After marriage, he
will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the
law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That
is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.
Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that,
he is finished.
| This is a discussion on 10 Commandment abt marriage within the Family & Relationship forums, part of Life Unlimited category; Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you ... |
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| My Opinio about marriage Commandment 1 Marriages are Awful, Disguestin Commandment 2 If you want your Husmand to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; " Oi Beda kotha shun naile koisha kanner porda fatai dimu  " or " Honey Money Shona moni Ki Boli Lokkhi cheler moto shuno" Commandment 3 Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4 Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the Woman speaks and the MAn listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the Shoshur n shashuri listen. Commandment 5 skipp number 5  Commandment 6 Marriage is when a man and woman become as one yeah if u love him. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7 no comments Commandment 8 Every Woman wants a Husband who is Handsome n Adorable, understanding, economical, and not "KIPTA". Commandment 9 Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste. Commandment 10 A Woman is incomplete until She is married. After that, she is finished. Jamaier otachare   | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| marattok marattok hoeche hehe ohh what i can say about it awesome style. 2 jon i hehe cool.  | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Hahaha ... Nice Stuffs ... But still U guys cant stop me 2 get Married ... I wanna get married as soon as I can  ... "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| accha question ashche mone:divorce hoile koto tuk dite hobe wife ke?I mean how many percent of the property of the husband goes to the wife in BD?50 percent? | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Bia korar age Divorce er chinta bhabna ? Jotil to , Apnakei Khujtese BD Nix Bhai :P ! /|\ M3S$ WiD Da BE$t , D|3 LiKE t#E RE$T /|\ X•BLø0ЕX™ X•BLø0ЕX™ | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Nix always thinks ahead.way ahead. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| i m agree wiv all dos stuffz but specially ----------- Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. from second year to till end the woman speaks and the man and naighbours listen. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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