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Default Tech Joke, Posted May 31st, 2008, 05:20 PM #1 (permalink) |
Dear Tech Support Team: Last Month I upgraded from Girlfriend Ver 9.0 to Wife Ver 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program, Wife Ver 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can ' t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I ' m thinking about going back to Girlfriend Ver 9.0, but the ' uninstall ' doesn't work on Wife Ver 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
'A Troubled User'

REPLY CAME IN 3 DAYS:

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend ver 9.0 to Wife Ver 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife Ver 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife Ver 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend any Version or ver 9.0.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 9.0 because Wife Ver 1.0 is designed not to allow this.


I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.


Wife Ver 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5, Do Laundry 4.2 and Baby 1.0.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1, Shoes 2.0, Bra 36.0 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING O NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With ShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. :P
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this is hilarious...

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