| To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
When a mouse laughs at a cat; there's a hole nearby.
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.
Those who say money can't buy happiness don't know where to shop!
The problem with being punctual is there is nobody to appreciate that.
Fashion is sumthing so terrible that you have 2 change it every six months!
Who says "nothing is impossible".I have been doing nothing for years.Its really possible.
There are only two ways of arguing wid women neither one works.
VIRGINITY IS NOT DIGNITY... IT IS JUST LACK OF OPPORTUNITY.
99 % of the girls are beautiful...Rest 1 % are in my office.
Software and Sex are good, when they are free."
BEAUTY. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
when the candles are out ,all women are fair.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
WhEn woMen go WRONG; mEn folLow RIGHT aFter thEm!!!
If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them……
Diamond, another peice of coal that performed WELL under pressure !!!
If you can't change the course of the river ... change your's !!!
love is wen u don wanna go to sleep cos reality is beta dhan dreamz...
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
- Albert Einstein
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If i'm not there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben
Life is like a dogslead team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
- Lewis Grizzard
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
- Edward Flaherty
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
- Alexandre Dumas fils
If you want something done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
- Bob Edwards
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly criative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
- Cynthia Heimel
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
- R. S. Ingersoll
If i were two-faced, would i be wearing this one?
- Abraham Lincoln
‘An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.’
Agatha Christie.
it is easier 2 forgive an enemy than 2 forgive a frnd"- William Blake
And my favorite one :
Even a dead clock gives right time twice in a day.
( So don’t hesitate to take a chance in the fear of failing ). ~*~*~I Love Walking In The Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!~*~*~ | 
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