Month U were Born(Parody)

pick the month you were born on:


1----i shot
2----i ate a
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i had sex with
9----i choked on
10---i <censored><censored><censored><censored><censored> ed out
11---i humped
12---i gave a lap dance to



Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------A homeless guy
2------- gangster
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------your mom
7-------a condom
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a football player
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a pickle
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone


Pick the color of the top you are wearing:


White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im sexy and i do what i want

I gave a lap dance to ...... a dvd player ........ Because I was drunk.

I murdered a stuffed animal bcoz the voices told me to.