| LOL not done yet Rio!
#4 "I have a new car radio. When I say, "play rock", it plays rock. When I say, "play pop", it does that. One day I was driving my car with this new radio. Suddenly, a group of children ran across the street right in front of my car so I had to brake very hard. I yelled "F****** KIDS!!!", and then the radio played Michael Jackson."
# 5 One day and engineer died and went to the gates of Heaven, but the gatekeeper said he couldn't let him in today because Heaven was full and unorganized to day. So he asked the engineer to stay in hell for a few days and the engineer reluctantly agreed. A few days later God finds out that the gatekeeper sent an engineer to Hell and goes up to the gatekeeper.
"What were you thinking sending an engineer to Hell?! Come we're going to get him back"
And so God and the gatekeeper went down the Hell to bring the engineer back. Upon arriving in Hell he notices that it's no longer the inferno it once was. It had air condition, plumbing, almost as enjoyable as Heaven.
"See, this is what happens when you send an engineer to Hell!!"
"Sorry I had no idea..." the gatekeeper responded.
God then approached Satan "Gimme back my engineer!"
"No way, you sent him here, he's mine now. Actually Hell is becoming quite enjoyable with him around"
"Give him back or else!"
"Or else? You can't do crap."
"Or else I'll... I'll... I'LL SUE!"
"OH, I'm so scared. Where you gonna find a lawyer in Heaven!"
তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে
সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে
কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে
বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন
নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে,
আপন তালে, আপন সুরে...
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