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From Reev Request..i will have only this thread to post Jokes..since i post jokes a lot. i thought to take this suggestions from Reev.  Here it's..enjoy! #1 so they go to the doctor to make sure there's nothing wrong.
After an exam, the doctor says, "You're physically okay, but
you guys might want to start writing notes to help you remember
things."
That night they're watching TV when the old man gets up from
his chair.
His wife says, "Where are you going?"
He says, "I'm going to the kitchen to get a glass of water."
She says, "Will you get me some Vanilla ice cream?"
He says, "All right."
She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
He says, "I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream."
She says, "And could I have strawberries and whipped cream?"
He says, "All right."
She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
He says, "I don't have to write it down.Vanilla ice cream with
strawberries and whipped cream."
Twenty minutes later he walks in and hands her a plate of bacon
and eggs.
She says, "You forgot my f***** toast." #2 Just a Tap on the Shoulder
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize
a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my
first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
DRUNK #3 A man walks out of a bar with a key in his hand. He is stumbling around and swaying back and forth, obviously drunk. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, saying, "Can I help you sir?"" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my car!" the man replies. The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key!" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's penis is hanging out of his fly for the entire world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out..... "Holy Shit! ... My girlfriend's gone, too!!"
তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে
সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে
কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে
বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন
নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে,
আপন তালে, আপন সুরে...
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Last edited by mina; March 5th, 2007 at 11:07 PM.
Reason: Doublepost Automerged
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