34. Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
35. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
15. All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves, which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).
31. Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.


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