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Girl : Bus bhi karo AB!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB mein thumain nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho jaonga 
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Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kiya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k pass ja k Beth jata hoon
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: to AC on kar leta hoon
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Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?
Some friends forget, Some move away
Some keep silent, Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them, I’m here just 4 two moments
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