A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.
2nd gadha-TU ghar chodd kar bhaag kyo nahi jata ?
1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi is gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu.
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Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
Kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN…..
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Can u think k
2+5=11 , kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k kaise aye
Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante..
"GALTI SE"
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Bahooo aik gair mard ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas NE kuch nahi kaha !! Kyon?
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Sooncho
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My bataoon
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Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !
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Some keep silent, Some just change
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