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Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon to bhok lagti hai, na sou to neend aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata hoon.

Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye.

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Wife: main tang AA AI tusi hamesha mera ghar, meri car, mera beta, mera mera he karde ho. Kade sada v keha karo, Hun almari vitchon ki lab rahe ho?

Sardar: sada Kachha

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Sardar ji was buying ticket on every station.

Friend: why don't u buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?

Sardar ji: my doctor told me not to take long trips.

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Sardar: tere result DA ki banya?

Pappu: madam kendi is class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai.

Sardar: phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas fail na hona.


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Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi NE pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.

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Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,

Why?

Because Dr. NE Jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.

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Sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan sher tha,

2nd sardar: hain phir tum NE kya kiya?

1st: kuch nahi main NE sher se kaha aap kar lo meri to nikal gai hai.

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Pathan girl friend ko ghar Le gaya,

Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,

Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha : dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.




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Son: kal daddy ke office room se PRAYER karne ki awaaz AA rahi thi

Mom: pray karna to achhi baat hai

Son: daddy to chup they, unki secreatry chilla rahi thi "Oh God Oh God"

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MANGO ka juice, CHIKU ka juice, ORANGE ka juice, TETI ka juice,

APPLE ka juice, PINEPLE ka juice, PAPITA ka juice,

GRAP ka juice...

Jo MSG na kare vo KANJUS..!

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Lady 2 Dr.:mera beta motor cycle se gir gaya.
Dr:I don't know Hindi talk in englsh.

Sir,I no speak eng.
Dr.Try pls.

Lady:My londa gironda from hero Honda....

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Unki ek ankh itni khubsorat thi! Wah Wah!

Unki ek ankh itni khubsorat thi! Wahwah!

Ki unki doosri aankh bhi useeko dekh rahi thi!!

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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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Teacher asked the back bencher,"Mere haath mein kya hai?"
Student ,"Kitab hai sir."
Teacher,"Jor se bolo!"
Bola ,"JAI MATA DI"

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