 Sardar Ji
I will post sardar collections here...
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
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Question: What is the full form of math's.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher : Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher to Student : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated Two times.
Student : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.
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2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
Baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number Le lo, jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.
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Doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko apne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.
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Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.
Manager: so .. Sir what can I do?
Man: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.
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Sardar dukhi tha
Kisi NE pocha kyon tension main ho?
Sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye 3 lakh diye tahe AB main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.
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__________________ Some friends forget, Some move away
Some keep silent, Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them, I’m here just 4 two moments
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