A Toilet is like a committee meeting.
People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER.
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Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen.
Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?
Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband.
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...??
U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Attending a wedding for the first time,
A little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life."
Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said,
" So, why is the groom wearing black?"
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Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry,sweetheart ! We'll try to do it slowly.Push it in .
Aah! I can't. It's painful.
Ok,sweetheart, Let's get another..... .... WEDDING RING
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The Top 5 answ. Given by girls in India wen a boy prpose.
1)No
2)R u mad
3)I alwys looked u like a gud frnd
4)I dnt belive in love
5)Sorry I love sm1
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A Toilet is like a committee meeting.
People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER.
__________________ Some friends forget, Some move away
Some keep silent, Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them, I’m here just 4 two moments
now & 4ever...
Last edited by mina; May 20th, 2008 at 09:49 PM.
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