
May 19th, 2008, 01:06 AM
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Boyfriend before marriage Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent
He said, main is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon?
Wife replied: Kamine! Ginay to do  ~~~~~~~~~ Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli "wah re mohabbat"
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila ~~~~~~~~~ Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand up!
Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai, Betho Betho ~~~~~~~~~ Ek bar 300 Pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.
Kaise?
Nothing serious.
Ship bich main kharab hogai.
To dhakka dene niche utar gaye.
__________________ Some friends forget, Some move away Some keep silent, Some just change But I’m not 1 of them, I’m here just 4 two moments now & 4ever... |
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