A man takes his son to a horse sale, and runs his hand down the back and bottom of a promising mare. His son asks, “What are you doing that for?” The father explains, “I’m seeing if I should buy this one.” The boy bursts into tears and says, “I think the man next door wants to buy Mummy.”
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After a heart transplant operation, a man was instructed by his doctor to go on a strict diet, give up smoking and get plenty of sleep.
The patient asked, “What about sex?”
“Only with your wife,” the doctor replied. “We don’t want you getting too excited.” |
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