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you know what you have to do...if you not 18+ please leave this thread now.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
And you probably thought this would be dirty ... shame on YOU!!!
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This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little
man. The tiny man sits down and starts to play the piano. This other guy
notices it.
“ Hey, what’s that?”
“A twelve-inch pianist. Yaw see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made awish, I got a twelve inch pianist.”
“Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.
“Ducks? I didn’t wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”
“You think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?”
Some friends forget, Some move away
Some keep silent, Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them, I’m here just 4 two moments
now & 4ever... |
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